dairy teen, your #1 news source for things that happen outside my apartment.

as seen on my facebook and also that other blog i do


probably not the most effective way to bring down a building


good way to break someone else's truck, though


dude kicked that window out as the white truck skidded to a halt to box him in


duder jumped out of the truck all bloody and ran down the alley


before making it to my block he customized someone's prius


and took out a couple parking meters


truck dude was livid about his bumper


coppers caught him a couple blocks away. i tried to get his picture but a lady cop yelled at me, so i went home and had a bowl of franken berry. stuff's $.99 at grocery outlet!

apparently a contractor left his truck running at the construction in the alley down the street from me and this tweaker dude jumped in it and took off.
another contractor dude jumped in his truck to chase him (the white truck in the picture).

they blasted one stop sign, nearly hitting some people, which is why the stolen truck went up on the curb and took out the parking meters and prius. duder's truck wasn't handling very well after smashing the prius, and he tried to fly into the alley next to my house and that's when he hit the building.

most of this story is just what i over heard people telling the cops and news people. i saw the dude kick the window out and run away though.

ryan had a good point when he said the dude probably could have casually made a get away and nobody would have noticed but nooo FUCK DAT WATCH ME DO A BARELL ROLL